The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Airbnb Offering Free Stay At Life-Size Version Of Barbie’s Malibu DreamHouse [1036d]
• The Onion Fact-Checks Claims About Student Loan Debt [1036d]
• Federal Judge Blocks White House From Commenting ‘Good Morning, Beautiful’ On Instagram Models’ Posts [1036d]
• Jimmy Carter Wins 2023 Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest [1036d]
• DC Studios Encourages Nation To Just Imagine Next Slate Of Films Instead [1036d]
• Oath Keeper Shoots Out Other Eye [1036d]
• Mysterious White Powder Found In West Wing Identified As President Biden [1036d]
• ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens [1036d]
• Famous Nicknames Of U.S. Presidents [1036d]
• Woman Shocked After Ancestry Report Finds Brother Owned Slaves [1036d]
• Hospital Offers Free Healthcare To Anyone Who Beats 500-Milligram Morphine Challenge [1036d]
• Overwhelming Need To Find A Bathroom Mistaken For Confidence [1036d]
• Air Conditioner Feels Like Idiot With Entire Ass Hanging Out Of Window [1036d]
• Store Name Requires All Words Be Pronounced Wrong For Pun To Work [1037d]