The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Twitter Competitor Threads Gains 30 Million Users In First Day [1034d]
• Desperate ‘Washington Post’ Editor Offering New Subscribers Free Tug Job [1034d]
• Elon Musk Sues Mark Zuckerberg For Being Better At Profiting Off Someone Else’s Idea [1034d]
• Oklahoma Schools To Teach Students That Tulsa Massacre Was Crime Of Passion From Loving Black People Too Much [1034d]
• Extra-Strong Sperm Uses IUD As Pull-Up Bar [1034d]
• Everything You Need To Know About The ‘Barbie’ Movie [1034d]
• HomeGoods Unveils ‘Family’ Branding Iron [1034d]
• British Museum Launches Stolen African Artifacts Into Space [1034d]
• Power Outage Forces Father To Chug All Milk In Fridge While Rest Of Family Watches [1034d]
• Report: Crock-Pot Of Chili Just Sitting There In Corner Of Dive Bar [1035d]