The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Biden OKs Sending Controversial Cluster Bombs To Ukraine [1029d]
• Wimbledon Umpire Asks Fans Not To Uncork Champagne Bottles During Serves [1029d]
• World Fact: Did You Know? [1029d]
• The Onion’s AI-Generated Content Presents All Men And Blueberries In Chronological Order [1029d]
• Americans React To ‘Forever Chemicals’ In Their Water [1029d]
• Nation’s Toddlers Announce Plans To Crawl Under Doors Of Ross Fitting Rooms To Say Hi [1029d]
• FDA Deems New Drug As Safe As Anything Can Be In This Crazy World [1029d]
• Report: Tom Cruise’s Orgasms Look, Sound Exactly How You’d Imagine Them [1029d]
• Bride Requiring All Bridesmaids To Get Matching Plastic Surgery For Wedding Day [1029d]
• Biden Dead After Aide Accidentally Presses Soft Spot On Top Of Skull [1029d]