The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• 16 Fake Trump Electors Face Felony Charges In Michigan [1016d]
• Firefighting Helicopters Flown Over Greek Islands To Extinguish Out-Of-Control Saganaki [1016d]
• Elon Musk Botches Twitter Rebrand By Misspelling Letter X [1016d]
• Texas Agrees To Humanely Stun Migrants Before Drowning Them [1016d]
• Nintendo Unveils New Controller Designed To Be Chucked Across A Room [1017d]
• Most Popular Baby Name In Every State [1017d]
• ‘Barbie’ Movie Tanks After Nation Finds Empty Cardboard Box To Play In Instead [1017d]
• SAG-AFTRA Offers Unlimited Use Of Justin Long’s AI Likeness In Exchange For Fair Contract [1017d]
• Man Clearly Fishing For Doctor To Tell Him Mother’s Death Was Painless [1017d]
• Concerned Friends Have Long-Overdue Conversation With Alcoholic About Buying Next Round [1017d]
• Florida Schools Will Teach How Slavery Brought ‘Personal Benefit’ To Black People [1017d]