The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Bounce House! [1015d]
• Twitter Rebrands To X, Replaces Iconic Bird Logo [1015d]
• Curbed Emissions [1016d]
• Conservatives React To The ‘Woke’ Barbie Movie [1016d]
• Raving Pete Buttigieg Launches Initiative To Build Möbius Highways Where Cars Can Drive For Infinity [1016d]
• Man Who Did Not Immediately Strangle Newborn Deemed Natural Father [1016d]
• Theatrical Farce Features Teammates, Parents, Coaches Pretending Little Leaguer’s 12-Error Dribbler Was Real Home Run [1016d]
• Plastic Surgeon Who Livestreamed Operations On TikTok Has License Revoked [1016d]
• FDA Crackdown Forces Colgate To Remove Nicotine From Toothpaste [1016d]
• Heatwave Causes Roast Birds To Fall To Earth In Perfect V-Formations [1016d]
• All Of Grandma’s Relationship Advice Predicated On Getting Married At 15 [1016d]