The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• China Bans Seafood From Japan As Treated Radioactive Fukushima Water Release Begins [980d]
• Spanish Soccer President Refuses To Resign After Forcibly Kissing Player At World Cup [980d]
• Democrats Respond To Jacksonville Shooting With Proposal To Remove Black People From Circulation [980d]
• Nerd Who Spent Summer Getting Into Shape Quickly Discovers Bully Worked Out Twice As Hard [980d]
• New Poll Finds Most Americans See Biden As Too Old To Effectively Lead Conga Line [980d]
• Simone Biles Makes History As First Gymnast To Successfully Perform Somersault [980d]
• White Evangelicals Explain Why They Refuse To Vote For Vivek Ramaswamy [980d]
• Sensitive College Students Require Trigger Warning Before Seeing Professor’s Penis [980d]
• Archaeologists Uncover Living Guy By Mistake [980d]
• Americans Reveal How They Would Like To Die In The Climate Apocalypse [980d]
• Doctors Alarmed After Early Tests Suggest That Pregnant Woman Black [980d]
• Yevgeny Prigozhin Leads Army Of 25,000 Undead Toward Kremlin [980d]
• Grandmother’s Sudden Death Forces Parents To Explain To Children What Happens When You Snitch [980d]