The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• George Santos Charged With Stealing Donor Identities, Using Their Credit Cards [929d]
• This Week's Most Viral News: October 13, 2023 [929d]
• Jada Pinkett Smith Announces She’s Pregnant With Chris Rock’s Baby [929d]
• Dying Gazans Criticized For Not Using Last Words To Condemn Hamas [929d]
• Jewish Man Reassured After Being Told Antisemitism Doesn’t Exist [929d]
• Security Guards Rough Up Taylor Swift Fans Too Close To Screen During ‘Eras’ Showing [929d]
• Moderate U.S. Politician Believes Israel Should Only Kill Half Of Palestinians [929d]
• ‘The Onion’ Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That [929d]
• ‘128 Grazer’ Crowned Winner Of Fat Bear Week 2023 [929d]
• Senator Darkness Appears On CNN To Call For Thousand-Year Reign Of Blood [929d]
• Conservatives Explain How They Survive In Woke Cities [929d]
• Man Searches Crowded Bus For Least-Wounded Person To Sit Next To [929d]
• Report: Sitting Down In Barrel Of Water Still Best Way To Put Out Fire On Ass [929d]