The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Men Explain Why They Prefer AI Girlfriends [896d]
• Scientists Create Monkey With Two Sets Of DNA [896d]
• Congressional Staffers Instructed To Smash Any Phone That Receives Calls About Palestine [896d]
• Post-Credits ‘Marvels’ Scene Teases Better Film That Actors Could’ve Been In If MCU Didn’t Exist [896d]
• Disturbing DeSantis Ad Reveals Candidate Wearing Rubber Diaper To Focus On Campaigning [896d]
• Americans Explain Why Homer Should Still Strangle Bart [896d]
• Users React To Omegle Shutting Down [897d]
• Who’s Gherkin Us Around [897d]
• Advocates Encourage Public To Stop Using Any Term At All To Refer To Homeless [897d]
• Sellout Poet Made Over $150 In 2023 Alone [897d]
• Orcas Sink Martha’s Vineyard [897d]
• Ashamed Meta Employee Just Tells Everyone He Works As Guard In Private Prison For Disabled Children [897d]
• Nation’s Therapists Recommend Depressed Individuals Cheer Selves Up With Root Beer Float [897d]