The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Biden’s Lungs Fly Out Of Mouth In Attempt To Blow Out Birthday Candles [536d]
• Biden Spends Birthday Depressed Over Not Accomplishing Anything By 81 [536d]
• Snoop Dogg Gives Up Smoking Weed [536d]
• Genetics: Myth Vs. Fact [536d]
• Chiefs Fans Try To Name A Single Taylor Swift Song [537d]
• Things To Never Say While Sexting [537d]
• Kamala Harris Donates $7 To Biden Reelection Campaign [537d]
• Man Always Feels Guilty Shitting On Freshly Mopped Café Floor [537d]
• Family, Secret Family Really Hitting It Off [537d]
• CEO Improves Company’s Morale By Sharing Intimate Descriptions Of Summer Home Renovations [537d]
• Loud Man Not Even Drunk [537d]