The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Custodian Warns It May Take Months To Remove Cashmere Sweaters From George Santos’ Office [877d]
• Kamala Harris Nervous About Flying On Plane For First Time [877d]
• Unemployed George Santos Stands In Times Square With Sign Reading ‘I Am SpongeBob’ [877d]
• Biden Administration Proposes Removal Of All Lead Water Pipes In 10 Years [877d]
• This Week's Most Viral News: December 1, 2023 [878d]
• Apartment Surveyed For Best Place To Attempt Cartwheel [878d]
• Things The Left Doesn’t Tolerate On College Campuses [878d]
• Terror À La Cart [878d]
• Everyone Witnessing Second Coming Just Going To Pretend They Already Knew Jesus Christ Had Crab Claws For Hands [878d]
• NASA Removes Last Confederate Satellite From Earth’s Orbit [878d]
• Coworker Unpacks Heartbreaking Container Of Leftover ‘Bachelor’-Themed Canapés For Lunch [878d]
• Virgin Atlantic Plane Fueled By Fat And Sugar Crosses Atlantic [878d]