The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Alabama Middle Schooler Jailed After Taking Basketball Back Out From Under Her Shirt [820d]
• Consumer Confidence Sky-High After Every American Begins Vomiting Up Torrents Of Silver Dollars [820d]
• ‘Fox NFL Sunday’ Producers Worried Broadcast Doesn’t Feature Enough 50-To-90-Year-Old Men Standing Awkwardly [820d]
• Fake Joe Biden Robocall Tells New Hampshire Voters He Took A Paternity Test And He’s Their Dad [820d]
• FAA Inspector Successfully Identifies Airplane [820d]
• GOP Voters Shrug And Say There Really Nothing You Can Do After Footage Of Trump Molesting Deer Emerges [820d]
• Judge Orders Columbus Statue Removed And Melted Down Into Pinkie Rings For Local Italians [820d]
• Americans Explain Why Presidents Should Have Immunity [820d]
• Duck Quacks Ass Off All Day To Come Home To This Shit [820d]
• Half A Million Beds In U.S. Recalled [820d]
• Car Sinking Into Lake Has Hazard Lights On [820d]
• Life In The Crass Lane [820d]
• White Woman About To Make Unforgivable Mistake Tells Karaoke DJ To Drop The Mothafuckin’ Beat [820d]