The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Hungover Pope Francis Plays Bible-Themed Movie During Mass [800d]
• Nikki Haley Loses Nevada Primary To ‘None Of These Candidates’ [800d]
• Biden Recalls Speaking To Dead European Leaders Often As They Beckon Him Toward The Light [800d]
• Embarrassed Man Kills Mood Struggling To Unclasp Date’s Chip Clip [800d]
• Nikki Haley Loses Nevada Primary To ‘I’m Trans And You Can Take My Guns’ Option [800d]
• Pros And Cons Of Shutting Down The Border [800d]
• MTA Reports Rise In Dopey Riders Jumping In Front Of Trains To Retrieve Big Lollipops They Dropped [800d]
• How Much Do You Know About The San Francisco 49ers? [800d]
• Toby Keith's Remains Solemnly Placed In Red Solo Urn [800d]
• Men’s Wearhouse Now Offering Free Body Alterations To Tailor Flesh To Clothing [800d]
• Taylor Swift Threatens Florida Student Who Tracks Her Private Jet With Legal Action [800d]
• Could The Couch Kill The Chair Industry? [800d]