The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Travis Kelce Gets Down On One Knee At Midfield And Proposes To Reba McEntire [797d]
• Chiefs Walk 6 Miles To Game After Bus Driver Refuses To Pay $125 For Stadium Parking [797d]
• Las Vegas Sphere Displays CTE-Ravaged Brain During Super Bowl [797d]
• Jackson Mahomes Caught Groping Las Vegas Sphere [797d]
• Andy Reid Closes Blinds, Silences Phone Before Eating Arugula And Fig Salad [797d]
• Fans Speculate Whether Taylor Swift Will Make It To Super Bowl After Boarding Buddy Holly’s Old Plane [797d]