The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Elon Musk Rushed To Hospital After Attempting To Impregnate Toaster [796d]
• Depressed Taylor Swift Going To Miss Being In The Spotlight Now That Super Bowl Over [796d]
• Patrick Mahomes Already Busy Working On Upgrading Family [796d]
• Most Common Porn Searches On Valentine’s Day [796d]
• Baffling Report Finds Vatican Also Tried To Cover Up Jared Fogle’s Sexual Abuse [796d]
• Husband Concerned About Lack Of Meat In Shopping Cart [796d]
• Bathroom Break Considered Self Care [796d]
• Chiefs Pour Vat Of Hot Fryer Grease Over Andy Reid [796d]
• Another Field Goal Blocked By Cirque Du Soleil Performers Doing Acrobatics On Goal Post [796d]
• Mom Licking Usher’s Abs On TV Screen [796d]
• Matt Damon Stars In Super Bowl Commercial Promoting Paper Money [796d]