The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Biden Gives Americans Nuclear Launch Codes In Case Anything Ever Happens To Him [781d]
• Norway To Start Hiding Its Standard Of Living To Make Other Countries Feel Better About Themselves [781d]
• A New Jay Dawning [781d]
• Real American History That The ‘Woke’ Left Doesn’t Want You To Know [781d]
• IRS Announces Starting Taxes Good Enough [781d]
• Clarence Thomas Announces 50% Discount On All Favorable Rulings [781d]
• NASA Seeks Volunteers For Simulated Mars Mission [781d]
• Poll Finds Only 19% Of Americans Believe Country Ready For Competent President [781d]