The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Kamala Harris Tours Abortion Clinic [937d]
• Catholic Church Courts Youth By Adding Badass Deity With Robotic Falcon Head [937d]
• Royal Family Criticized For Not Altering Photo Of King Charles Much More [937d]
• Kamala Harris Discovers Classified Document Revealing She’s Android Created By DNC [937d]
• This Week's Most Viral News: March 15, 2024 [937d]
• Timeline Of Kate Middleton’s Disappearance [937d]
• Pros And Cons Of Referring To Immigrants As ‘Illegal’ [937d]
• Kohler Unveils Powerful New Toilet Capable Of Flushing Handgun [937d]
• Fans React To Aaron Rodgers Spreading Conspiracy Theories [937d]
• Phillies To End $1 Hot Dog Days Citing Rowdy Fan Behavior [938d]
• Study Finds Sexual Satisfaction Highest Among Nerds Covered In Lipstick Marks With Glasses Askew [938d]