The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• U.S. To Update Race, Ethnicity Categories For First Time In 27 Years [741d]
• Finance Whiz Has Over $300 In Bank Account [742d]
• Matchmaker Casually Asks Woman If She’d Be Open To Dating Outside Her Species [742d]
• Best Bios From Dating Apps For The Unvaccinated [742d]
• Subway Admits Chicken And Bacon Ranch Melt Also Sexually Attracted To Children [742d]
• Nation Shudders At Wet Sound Of Roommate Eating Eggs [742d]
• Captcha The Nag [742d]
• Losing All Of His Hair And Becoming Impotent Clear Sign From Man’s Body That He Should Stay In And Play More Video Games [742d]