The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• This Year’s Cicada Emergence Could Be Largest In Centuries [740d]
• Best Parts Of Trump’s $60 ‘God Bless The USA’ Bible [741d]
• Beta Male On Date Doesn’t Even Try To Murder Woman [741d]
• Nation’s Lapsed College Friends Announce Plans To Mistakenly Text You About Splitting An 8 Ball [741d]
• Trump Warns Of Electric Vehicles Raping, Murdering Americans [741d]
• Coca-Cola Incredibly Hurt Nation Not Going To Try New Flavor They Worked So Hard On [741d]