The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• God To Delete Several Million Humans Due To Inactivity [734d]
• Solar Eclipse Crosses Continental U.S. [734d]
• Watch A Live View Of The Total Solar Eclipse [734d]
• Yeah, Sure, Elderly Man Hitting On Granddaughter Due To Dementia [734d]
• Really Tall Guy Blocks View Of Solar Eclipse [734d]
• Biden Surges In Polls After Convincing Terrified Voters He Causing Eclipse [734d]