The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Spain To End ‘Golden Visas’ For Wealthy Nonresidents [732d]
• Woman Sentenced To Month In Jail For Selling Biden’s Daughter’s Journal [732d]
• Report: We’re Not Going To Stop Until You Engage With Our Fucking Click Drive [732d]
• Report: You Could Make All This Stop For Just 25 Clicks [732d]
• Please Help The Onion Meet Its Click Drive Goal Of 10 Trillion Clicks Before Midnight [732d]
• CDC Recommends 6 Hours Of Clicking Per Day For Healthy Fingers [732d]
• The Onion’s Annual Click Drive [732d]
• Help Slow The Demise Of Media With The Onion’s Annual Click Drive [732d]
• The Onion Has Used The Funds From Its Click Drive To Purchase A Jet Ski [732d]