The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Arizona Supreme Court Rules 1864 Abortion Ban Enforceable [731d]
• O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit [731d]
• Nation’s Moms Announce Salads Can Be Very Filling [731d]
• Residents Establish More Exclusive Gated Community Within First [731d]
• Chechnya Bans Music That Is Too Fast Or Too Slow [731d]
• New Bestselling Romance Novel Just Dildo That Says ‘He’s A Famous Hockey Player’ [731d]
• Hidden Health Benefits Of Abstaining From Masturbation [731d]
• FDA Warns Americans If They Eat Now They Won’t Be Hungry For Supper [731d]