The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Rick Scott Celebrates Abortion Ban By Cutting Umbilical Cord Of Woman Forced To Carry Baby To Term [710d]
• Kristi Noem Defends Killing Her Dog [710d]
• Cozy Single Unit [710d]
• Report: Americans Lead World In Identifying Which One They Want [711d]
• New Tinder Ad Tells Lapsed Users They Will Come Back To App Like Dog To Its Own Vomit [711d]
• National Park Visitors Treated To Majestic Sight Of Crow Eating Napkin [711d]
• Coachella Organizers Announce Plans To Extend Festival To 52 Weekends A Year [711d]
• What Biden Can Do To Win Over Gen Z [711d]