The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Israel Accuses Al Jazeera Of Being Mouthpiece For Journalism [807d]
• Inconsolable Anna Wintour Changes Met Gala Theme To ‘Looking Like Shit’ After Waking Up Feeling Ugly [807d]
• Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up [807d]
• 17 Days In Incubator Longest Time Premature Baby Will Go Without Being Exposed To Advertising [807d]
• Gradgitation Commencement [807d]
• Dad Spends Entire Vacation Asking How This Many People Out At Coffee Shops On Weekdays [808d]
• Polish Landlord’s Dream [808d]
• Poll Finds Most Americans Want Immigration Reform That Includes Making Up New Last Names For People Again [808d]
• Wild Orangutan Observed Using Medicinal Plant [808d]