The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Columbia University Cancels Commencement Amid Protests [703d]
• Ayahuasca-Tripping God Underwhelmed To See Himself [703d]
• Police Department Defends Decision To Buy Entire Fleet Of 1967 Ferraris [703d]
• Report: Email That Will Tear Your Life Apart Currently In Nemesis’s Draft Folder [703d]
• Bored Riot Cops Break Up Calculus Class [703d]