The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Las Vegas’ Mirage Hotel And Casino Closing [692d]
• Cannes Audience Offered Choice Of Watching 9-Hour Ad Upfront Or 35,000 30-Second Ads Throughout Festival [692d]
• Samuel Alito Blames Upside-Down Flag On Wife Ginni Thomas [692d]
• DEI Programs: Myth Vs. Fact [692d]
• Who Can Stay Dead Longest Challenge [692d]
• British Sculptor Unveils Memorial Statue Of Queen Elizabeth Surrounded By Her Beloved Slugs [693d]
• Dad Removing Pool Cover For Season Gags After Finding Dead Mermaid In There [693d]
• ‘Judge Judy’ Sheindlin Sues National Enquirer, InTouch Weekly For Defamation [693d]