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The Onion

Biden Bounces Back In Polls As Americans Notice Netflix Added A Few Good Shows Recently [178d]
DOJ Sues Live Nation For Ticketmaster Monopoly [178d]
Report: School Shootings Either Way Down Or Too Depressing For Media To Cover [178d]
Mechanical-Armed Grimes Flees Elon Musk Compound With Five Wives In Stolen Cybertruck [179d]
FDA Recalls 50 Million Pounds Of Ground Meat Just To See What That Much Ground Meat Would Look Like In One Room [179d]
Cicada Emergence Results In Increase In Odd Kids Filling Satchels With Molted Shells While Mumbling [179d]
Sherpa Guide Makes Record Scaling Everest For 30th Time [179d]
Everyone In ER Bit Off Finger While Holding Sandwich [179d]