The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• College Student Visiting Friend Shocked To Discover Other Schools Have Tradition Where They Drink To Excess [682d]
• Elon Musk…Well, He’s Elon Musk [682d]
• Man Who Had Seizure On Cruise Forced To Pay Bill Before Being Evacuated [682d]
• Veal Calf Approaching Slaughter Wishes It Had Seen More Of 30-Inch Pen [682d]
• Surely This The Year Amateur Beatboxing Career Really Takes Off [682d]
• So-Called Trad Wife Wasn’t Even Kidnapped From Village By Rival Viking Clan [682d]