The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• New Rule Requires Migrants To Find Lawyer Within 4 Hours of Border Crossing [163d]
• Costco To Stop Selling Books Year-Round [163d]
• Wealthy Hospital Patient Orders 3 Of Every Procedure [163d]
• Embarrassed David Attenborough Realizes He Spent 10 Minutes Describing Stillness Of Duck Decoy [163d]
• Millions Dead After God Accidentally Drops AC Unit Out Of Heaven [163d]