The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• 23 Sets Of Twins Graduate From One Middle School [657d]
• Elmer’s Unveils New Super Sticky Glue Park [657d]
• New Library Of Congress Exhibit Features Items Removed From Stomachs Of U.S. Senators [657d]
• Nation’s White Liberals Announce They Have Successfully Completed Listening [657d]
• Blood-Splattered Wall Street Investors Scrambling After Dow Plunges Into Heart Of Floor Trader [657d]