The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Streamer Reviews Amazing New ‘Elden Ring’ Expansion Just Puts User In Coma For 80 Hours [148d]
• Louisiana To Require 10 Commandments Be Displayed In Every Classroom [148d]
• Dozens Dead In Least Of America’s Problems Right Now [148d]
• Controversial Courtship [148d]
• Ethics Committee To Review Allegations Of Sexual Misconduct, Drug Use Against Matt Gaetz [148d]
• New Florida Law Allows C-Sections To Be Performed By Any Machete-Wielding Lunatic [148d]
• Austin Butler Unable To Stop Making Revving Sounds After Starring In ‘The Bikeriders’ [148d]