The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Pros And Cons Of Displaying The 10 Commandments In Every Classroom [145d]
• Nation’s Men In Bathroom Stalls Announce Plan To Breathe Really Loudly [145d]
• Perfectly Preserved 250-Year-Old Cherries Found At Mount Vernon [145d]
• Bookmark Dutifully Placed At End Of Chapter One [145d]
• Relaxed Orioles Security Will Get Around To Removing Fan From Field In Another Inning Or So [145d]
• Sloth Thinking Of Maybe Hanging From Tree For Another 80 Hours [145d]
• Study Correlates Popularity Of ‘Deadliest Catch’ With Huge Spike In Children Named ‘Crab’ [145d]