The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Records Show Postal Service Regularly Spies On Americans’ Mail For Law Enforcement [650d]
• Sister’s Deadbeat Boyfriend Doing Wonders For Rest Of Family’s Self-Esteem [651d]
• Google Announces Everyone’s Got To Chill With These Depressing Inquiries [651d]
• Tourist Immediately Breaks 34 Sacred Local Customs While Deboarding Airplane [651d]