The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Highlights From The Heritage Foundation’s ‘Project 2025’ [129d]
• Tearful Boston Dynamics Engineer Forced To Drown Unwanted Robot Puppies [129d]
• Tourist Visiting California Excited To Try One Of Those Vegetables He’s Heard So Much About [129d]
• LARPer With Food Allergies Ruining Sense Of Immersion [129d]
• Catholic Church Courts Youth By Adding Badass Deity With Robotic Falcon Head [129d]