The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• NATO Signs Contract To Produce $700 Million Worth Of Stinger Missiles [127d]
• Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test [127d]
• Report: Perhaps Old Mrs. Howard Saw Something [127d]
• Archaeologists Find Marble Statue Of Ancient God In A Sewer [127d]
• Study Finds Increased Cognitive Function Linked To Being Released From Headlock [127d]
• Caitlin Clark Supplements Rookie Salary By Taking Adjunct Professor Of Basketball Job [127d]