The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Rewrites RNC Speech To Remove All Mentions Of Never Getting Shot In Ear [121d]
• Today’s Historic Front Page: July 15, 2024 [121d]
• Congress Bans Roofs [121d]
• John Hinckley Jr., Sirhan Sirhan Debate Shooter’s Motives On CNN [121d]
• Defiant Trump Calls Shooter A ‘Horse-Faced Slut’ [121d]
• Congress Bans Roofs [121d]
• Terrified Don Jr. Awakens In Ice-Filled Tub Missing Ear [121d]
• Investigation Finds Secret Service Failed To Account For Nation’s 393 Million Guns [121d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With The ‘Hawk Tuah’ Girl [121d]
• Amazon Announces Orthodox Prime Day Will Be July 29 Through 30 [121d]