The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Newsom Orders Removal Of Homeless Encampments [617d]
• Team USA’s Arrival In France Leaves American Basketball Rims Largely Unguarded [618d]
• Paris Opening Ceremony Features Tedious 45-Minute Discussion Of Godard’s Early Works [618d]
• Steven Spielberg Apologizes For Removing Kiss Between E.T., Elliott [618d]
• PornHub Surprises Frequent User With Wife, Loving Family Upon 10,000th Masturbation [618d]
• Credit Card Delinquency Rates Hit 12-Year High [618d]
• Physical Therapy Office Politely Declines Daniel Jones’ Offer Of Framed, Signed Jersey For Wall [618d]
• Tips For Getting Diagnosed With ADHD As An Adult [618d]