The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Portillo’s Offers DNC Attendees Free Hot Dog If Hillary Clinton Sinks Half-Court Shot [590d]
• Trump Hoping To Disrupt DNC News Cycle By Eating Live Rat On Television [590d]
• Hulk Hogan Rips Open Shirt At DNC To Reveal Message: ‘I Just Love Events’ [590d]
• Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘The Onion’ [590d]
• ‘Ketamine Queen’ Charged In Connection With Matthew Perry’s Death [590d]
• Philosopher’s Friends Constantly Pitching Him Ideas For Dilemmas [590d]
• Increasingly Concerned Tim Walz Asks DNC Volunteer Where Giant Corn Dog Stand Is [590d]
• Puzzled Coworkers Not Sure Why Man Telling Them He Has Cancer [590d]