The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• 9/11 Truther Questions Why There Were Two Huge Bullseyes Painted On Side Of Twin Towers [567d]
• U.N. Chief Calls Gaza Death Toll Worst He’s Seen [567d]
• Sweetgreen Expands Line Of Kids’ Meals For Adult Women With Eating Disorders [567d]
• Baby Boomers Leave Entire $78.55 Trillion Fortune To Single Spoiled Pomeranian [567d]
• ‘I Can’t See It,’ Reports Child At Every Zoo Exhibit [567d]
• Today’s Historic Front Page: September 10, 2024 [568d]
• Trump Spends Entire Debate Trying To Pluck Strand Of Harris’ Hair For DNA Test [568d]
• Trump Avoids Answering Hard Questions By Pretending He Shot In Ear Again [568d]
• Dems Alarmed By Joe Biden’s Poor Performance As Debate Viewer [568d]
• Trump Tries To Rattle Harris By Turning Eyelids Inside Out [568d]
• Trump Pronouncing ‘Harris’ Wrong [568d]
• David Muir: ‘Yes, My Penis Is As Beautiful As You Think. Now Let’s Start The Debate.’ [568d]
• ABC Budget Cuts Force Producers To Reuse Set From ‘General Hospital’ As Debate Stage [568d]
• ‘So, Which One’s Yours?’ Asks Doug Emhoff Trying To Make Small Talk With Melania Backstage [568d]