The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Diddy: ‘I Will Beat These Charges Senseless’ [72d]
• Trump Targeted In Second Assassination Attempt [72d]
• Migrant Steals Occupational Injury From Hard-Working American [72d]
• Injured Cyclist Briefly Regains Consciousness To See RFK Jr. Dragging Him Into Kitchen [72d]
• Actor Informed Producers Decided To Go With A Dog For The Role [72d]