The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Israel Detonates Electronics Purchased By Hezbollah In Widespread Attack [70d]
• What To Know About ‘The Golden Bachelorette’ [71d]
• FDA Approves New AirPods As Hearing Aids [71d]
• I’ve Got A Bad Feline About This [71d]
• Are We Living In A Golden Age Of Meaningless Questions? [71d]
• Mirena Unveils New Intrauterine Owl To Scare Sperm Away From Eggs [71d]
• New Homeowners Thrilled To Find Pentagram Carved Into Hardwood Floor Under Carpet [71d]