The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• ‘Damn, That’s Crazy,’ Announces FEMA In Statement [58d]
• God’s Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia [59d]
• FDA Approves First New Schizophrenia Drug In Decades [59d]
• Tips For Cutting Back On Streaming Subscriptions [59d]
• Sustainably Minded Hit Man Suffocates Victim Using Reusable Tote [59d]
• Baby, I’m-A Haunt You [59d]
• Friend Sets Inescapable Social Trap With 3 Possible Dates To Hang Out [59d]
• Report: Cars In Other Lane All Suckers [59d]