The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Italy Bans Overseas Surrogacy [40d]
• Logan Paul Claims Prime Perfectly Healthy For Average 9-Foot-Tall, 400-Pound Child [40d]
• Trump Pledges To Use Obscure 18th-Century Law To Marry Daughter [40d]
• Kamala Harris Appears On White Noise Podcast In Appeal To Sleepy Voters [40d]
• Voters Warned Ballots Flushed Down Toilet Will No Longer Be Counted [40d]
• Tips For Organizing A Trunk-Or-Treat [40d]
• Ava Barden [40d]
• Emotionally Distant Husband Would Rather Watch ‘Stargate SG-1’ Than Have Honest Conversation About ‘Stargate SG-1’ [40d]
• Indecisive Hostage-Taker Asks What People Usually Demand [40d]
• Hades’ Inferno Stadium Once Again Ranked Toughest Arena To Play In [40d]