The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• U.S. Deploys Socially Awkward Men Along Border To Deter Migrants [28d]
• Pros And Cons Of Prosecuting School Shooters’ Parents [28d]
• Revised Citizenship Test Requires Immigrants To Name Every U.S. State Where They Not Welcome [28d]
• Report Finds You Should Get To Retire After, Like, 6 Years Working Full-Time Job [28d]
• Funeral Home Apologizes After Corpse Falls Out Of Hearse Into Traffic [28d]