The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• World’s First Wooden Satellite Launched Into Space [12d]
• Gentlemen Retire To Parlor To Continue Discussion Of Kickass UFC Fight Alone [12d]
• Expert Explains Why, Essentially, You’re Fucked [12d]
• Tips For Checking In On Friends’ Mental Health [13d]
• Biden Promises Peaceful Transition Of Power [13d]