The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens [12d]
• Bloated Man Recalls Halcyon Days Of 7 Oreos Ago [12d]
• What To Know About ‘Mufasa: The Lion King’ [12d]
• Justin Bieber Forgets Wife’s Name [12d]
• Meta Donates $1 Million To Trump Inauguration [12d]