The Brutalist Report

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• Kendrick Lamar Hit With Drive-By Summons Outside L.A. Nightclub [14d]
• Michelle Obama Confirms She Will Skip Rest Of Decade [14d]
• Israel, Hamas Reach Ceasefire Deal [14d]
• How Mark Zuckerberg Is Making Meta More MAGA-Friendly [14d]
• Nursing Home Told Man Playing Accordion For Them Is Billy Joel [14d]
• LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire [14d]