The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Visitors Flock To Sniff Flower That Smells Like Rotting Corpse ready [28d]
• No Matter How Many Chili Cook-Offs I Win, Everyone Still Sees Me As ‘That School Shooter’s Mom’ [28d]
• New Death Row Fast Pass Allows Convicts To Skip Execution Line [28d]
• Wedding Planner Makes It Through Entire 1.5-Year Process Without Acknowledging Groom [28d]
• Chick-Fil-A Raptured [28d]