The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Court Rules Elephants Can’t Sue To Leave Zoo [26d]
• Karla Sofía Gascón Apologizes After ‘Emilia Pérez’ Resurfaces [26d]
• Trump To Victims’ Families: ‘I’m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schools’ [26d]
• Flu Vaccines: Myth Vs. Fact [26d]
• Area Man Forges Ahead In Pursuit Of Numbness With Third Slice Of Pie [26d]
• Cheese Stick Wrappers Piled On Desk Like Shed Skins Littering Cobra Pit [26d]
• Nation Vies For   Approval Of Cool Dog [26d]