The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Department Of Interior Bans Unlikely Animal Friendships [20d]
• Study Finds Human Brain Contains Entire Spoon’s Worth Of Nanoplastics [20d]
• Fired FBI Agent Glumly Suction-Cup-Walks Down Side Of Building [20d]
• Sex Ed Teacher Demonstrates How To Drive Truck Into Abortion Clinic [20d]