The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Rising Egg Prices Prompt More Americans To Raise Chickens In Backyard [11d]
• STIs: Myth Vs. Fact [11d]
• Man Allows All Cookies So Website Won’t Be Mad At Him [11d]
• Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer [11d]
• Elon Musk Humps Nuclear Football [11d]